1 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,520 Good morning. 2 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,680 No. 3 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,560 Larry, no. 4 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,960 - What? What it was? - Didn't you wear that coat yesterday? 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,320 Yes, I'm wearing the same clothes. 6 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:37,960 I didn't feel like going through the process decision-making process for choosing clothes. 7 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,920 It's horrible! Did you know? It's time to get rid of him. 8 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,440 What? What's the problem? 9 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:49,000 All! Look! It is reddish brown. 10 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,680 - Yes, it's brown. - There's... 11 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,920 - Do you think it's a good color? - I think so. 12 00:00:54,960 --> 00:01:01,000 It's not. Why don't you take it off? I will give clothes to the homeless 13 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,160 who walks around the service station. 14 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,080 I have this coat since I started "Seinfeld." 15 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,560 - I believe. - It's the show's coat of the night! 16 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,800 For sure. But it's time... 17 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,600 to update your wardrobe, Don't you think? 18 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,400 What? Leave me! What do you want...? 19 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,680 It will be quick and painless. 20 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:51,440 - Richard Lewis is in the office. - It's fine. 21 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,680 I won't be here this weekend, 22 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,320 if you want please contact me. 23 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,160 - Where are you going? - Monterey. 24 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:02,640 - Great! - Cheryl's sister is getting married. 25 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,240 - Is Becky getting married? Seriously? - Yes, you will marry a Jew. 26 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,960 Seriously? Me too. They are the best husbands. 27 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,680 He will convert. He's going to be baptized and everything. 28 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,440 - Really? - Yes. But you know what? 29 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:23,880 I'll leave you the contact where I will be there for any emergency. 30 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,040 I came here because of the cassette tape and I thank you, but I... 31 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:33,280 Heavens! I hate doing this, because you always misinterpret. 32 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,320 You always misinterpret everything. 33 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,760 Seven years ago, I was in Paris and I remember exactly... 34 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,440 Forget Paris! 35 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:45,200 You stole my message from my answering machine. 36 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,280 - Are you crazy? Have you gone crazy? - I know you have ethics, I do too. 37 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:54,800 We hate having jokes stolen from us. I hate people stealing my message. 38 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,960 What kind of conversation is this? 39 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,840 You have a message on the answering machine just like mine and that irritates me. 40 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,200 - That's my message! - I wrote it in Paris. 41 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,240 Did you write it in Paris? I had the message seven years ago! 42 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,040 - Lie! - Seven years... 43 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,120 I wrote it seven and a half years ago. 44 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,280 Who will you trust? 45 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:16,840 A former alcoholic or a lucid person 24 hours a day, all your life? 46 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,880 - Do me a favor? - What? 47 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:24,320 Please change it, it already irritates me. People call me. 48 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:29,400 They call and say, "Larry's is the same." It's not Larry's, it's mine! 49 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,520 I don't have a wife, I don't have... 50 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,640 My parents died. You have a family. 51 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,200 Come on, change it! Can you? Please. 52 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,480 He doesn't have a wife and the parents are already dead. 53 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:47,960 I get attached to things. Do me a favor and change the message. 54 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:52,600 I change her, because you don't have a wife. You lost your parents. 55 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,400 I laugh because you're funny. 56 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,000 And they would now be 95 years old, but they are already dead. 57 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,640 - I'm laughing, but... - It's a shame! 58 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:04,280 - Is it over yet? - Now! I didn't steal your message. 59 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:09,080 I didn't steal it. You are the one who stole it, but do you want to know? I'm the adult! 60 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,080 - As you wish. - I'm the adult! 61 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,480 What nonsense! 62 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:26,680 Hello! We're not here. Let a message after the tone. Thanks. 63 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,720 Fantastic! 64 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:33,920 - What's the problem? - The problem? It's not fair! 65 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,280 - At least it's a confession of guilt. - It's not a confession of guilt! 66 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,720 How can it be a confession? I acted like an adult. 67 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,120 I'm a great man! I'm an important man! 68 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:48,240 You're an insignificant little man! 69 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,760 Don't change that. 70 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,480 I remember when you created that message. 71 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,680 And then, to show that I'm an adult, 72 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,880 I changed the message right in front of him, in the office. 73 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,400 - From the office? - Yes. 74 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:08,800 I didn't know you could do that. I thought you had to be here. 75 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,160 What do I need? Do I need a travel suit? 76 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:16,120 Yes, you need a traveling suit, one to use at baptism... 77 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,640 - So, we should... - By the way, what is a baptism? 78 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,880 - Don't you know? - I have no idea. 79 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,160 - Is it related to water? - Yes. 80 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,720 - I can't believe you don't know. - I don't know what it is. 81 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,880 You'll find out tomorrow. You will witness everything. 82 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:38,400 What does a common gentile wear? in a baptism? 83 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,680 - Anything... - Blue coat, white shirt, tie? 84 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,440 - Do you have it? - My Saint Anthony... 85 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,160 Khaki and a blue coat it would be excellent. 86 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,560 And then something for the wedding? 87 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:54,400 And for the next day? Damn! It's difficult! 88 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,640 The guy will convert... Why are you going to do that? 89 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,200 You come to our side, we're not going to yours. 90 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,040 Jews do not convert. I'm surprised. 91 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,320 If he did not convert, she wouldn't marry him. 92 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,720 I know Becky very well. She is very... 93 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,400 She is very dedicated to her religion. 94 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,200 Why Christians take everything Are you so passionate about Christ? 95 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:20,320 Not only do you have to worship him, as they want everyone to do. 96 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:24,400 For example, I like lobster. Am I foisting lobster on people? 97 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:28,280 I tell them, "You have to like lobster. Eat lobster. It's good." 98 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,240 It's not just where we live. 99 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,040 We go to Africa, we travel the world. 100 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,120 "Eat lobster, a little more lobster. It's good." 101 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,360 - I don't think it's... - "We want you to eat lobster." 102 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:43,160 Lobster and religion... I don't see the similarities. 103 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,360 What time will they pick us up in the morning? 104 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,880 I'll take the car. 105 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,560 - No. - I don't want to take a taxi. 106 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,440 They never appear. 107 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,800 So we have to find place in the airport park. 108 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:00,000 We left early, no problem. 109 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,400 - Look at this! - It's too much clothes. 110 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,320 Come on, baby! Let's go! 111 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,320 I can't find the tickets. 112 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,040 When was the last time you saw them? 113 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,480 In the office. 114 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,560 I left them at the office. Shit! 115 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,160 It's okay, we have time. 116 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,720 No problem, we have time. We get up early. 117 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,280 They're not there. I know where they are. 118 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:18,000 Yesterday, when I entered the code office security, 119 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,880 There was a horrible guy there, looking at me, 120 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,640 and he saw me marking the numbers. 121 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,160 I bet he went into the office. He was out there! 122 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,080 I knew something was going to happen. 123 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,760 Someone stole plane tickets to Monterey? 124 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,440 You should have notified the doorman. 125 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,400 Why would they steal tickets to Monterey? 126 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:40,000 Monterey is a beautiful place. 127 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,440 Did they steal anything else? 128 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,280 I didn't pay attention. 129 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,120 Everything is there, our address, telephone number... 130 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,040 He won't rob our house, Go to Monterey. 131 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,800 What nonsense! I'll call to the company and tell everything. 132 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,200 He doesn't board with our tickets. 133 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,440 Why not? It's a ticket! He hands it over and boards the plane. 134 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,320 No, that's not how it works. I don't know. 135 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:08,720 - Okay, explain the situation to them. - Yes I am? AirWest? 136 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,640 Thanks. 137 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,960 They will pass the call. 138 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,880 Hello! My name is Cheryl David and I'm... 139 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,360 I'm waiting. 140 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,840 So? What? 141 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:36,120 I'm still waiting, Larry. How are we with time? 142 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,720 I don't know. We'll make it, I think. 143 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:48,000 Hello! We're on our way to the airport. Our tickets were stolen. 144 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,320 Someone is going to board the plane with our tickets. 145 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,560 No, no, I... 146 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,360 I'm waiting again. 147 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,920 Go call a supervisor. 148 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,120 Look at this! 149 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,440 - Should I go via Lincoln? - As you wish. 150 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:12,720 - I need your opinion. Tell me. - Go through Lincoln. 151 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,640 The park is there. 152 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,920 Hello. 153 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,040 Right! Let me just... 154 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,600 No, because I already spoke to you. 155 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:32,120 That's what I'm saying. I can't... You can't help me. 156 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,360 - No, I need a... - Forget it! 157 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:38,200 You know what else? Forget it! We are already at the airport. 158 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,840 - There is no place. - Well... 159 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:50,400 - It's unbelievable! - It is difficult to park at the airport. 160 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,160 Great news, Larry! 161 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:01,160 - We should have come by taxi. - My God! 162 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:06,280 - Larry, we've been here before. - What's this guy going to do? 163 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,800 Good! 164 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,840 Sorry, are you leaving? He will leave. 165 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,400 Beautiful! 166 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:25,240 Let's run to the boarding area. Maybe he's already in our place. 167 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,440 Did you bring company? 168 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,640 Why is this guy taking so long? 169 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,640 - What the hell are you doing? - Nothing. 170 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,400 No problem, don't rush. No one is waiting. 171 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,960 Phone, drink a cup of coffee. 172 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,560 Then, a beautiful sandwich! 173 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,920 Take a nap, no problem. 174 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,920 What are you doing in there?! 175 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:04,440 Switch places, you can do that here. I'm trying to catch a plane! 176 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,640 Arrive earlier! It's not my fault! 177 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,600 - Thanks for the tip. - She's going out. 178 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,240 Great! Ready... 179 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,120 Good! 180 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,440 What the hell...?! 181 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,000 - He doesn't...? - It's friend! 182 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,680 If the park is full, Why do they let him in? 183 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,760 They should even fine him. 184 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,000 I have to walk around like a fool, for 15 minutes? 185 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,400 My God! What a queue! 186 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,040 - What do you want to do? - We don't have time to stand in line. 187 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,800 - We can't go ahead. - It's an exception. 188 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,400 - Let's go to the counter and explain it to him. - At the counter? 189 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,840 We will explain the situation. We don't have time, Larry. Come on! 190 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,120 Where do you think you're going? 191 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,040 - We're in line. - Someone stole the tickets. 192 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,160 We lost our tickets. 193 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,880 I would like to help them. Go to the end of the line. 194 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,200 We don't have time. I was on the phone... 195 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,240 You have to go to the back of the line, please. 196 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,360 These people have been waiting. 197 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,880 - You will be served when it is your turn. - Is the plane full? 198 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,640 Please go to the back of the line, now! 199 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,360 I'm really sorry for the interruption. Well, where were we? Everything is already... 200 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,480 I found the guy! It's that guy! 201 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,920 - What?! - I found the guy! 202 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,600 You can return the ticket to me. 203 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,080 - I want the ticket. - I don't know what you're talking about. 204 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,720 What am I talking about? The note you stole from my office. 205 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:23,800 Memorized the door code, entered the office. I want the ticket! 206 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:28,120 He must have confused me with someone. I don't have your ticket. 207 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,280 - Right! - I have my ticket. 208 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,640 - Of course there is! - It's an affliction! My mother died! 209 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,320 Of course... Would you like to see it, yes? 210 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,880 - It's your ticket, right? - Do you want to see my ticket? 211 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,200 - Yes I want. - Want to see? Let's see it then! 212 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,320 - Yes... - What name is that? 213 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,920 Is it your name? No, it's mine! Chris Darga. 214 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,640 If the ticket were yours, I would say "Shit Idiot"! 215 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,440 - Cretin! - My condolences for your mother. 216 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,720 Ladies. and Gentlemen, AirWest Flight 1459 bound for Monterey, California. 217 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,400 Board in lines 16 to 30. 218 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:15,160 I repeat, all passengers of AirWest Flight 1459 to Monterey 219 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,480 head At boarding gates 16 to 30. 220 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,560 I know what you did. 221 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,720 - Are you talking to me? - Sim. 222 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,840 - I know. - O qu�? 223 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,080 - The ticket. - What ticket? What conversation is this? 224 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:46,560 - The ticket to Monterey. Now! - He must have made a mistake in the person. 225 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,800 Give me back my ticket! 226 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,000 I don't have your ticket. What conversation is this? 227 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,400 Now! The ticket! 228 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,280 Screw you! 229 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,520 It's fine. 230 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,360 Ladies. and gentlemen, AirWest Flight 1459 bound for Monterey. 231 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,120 Boarding gates 1 to 15. 232 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,040 - What are you doing? - Looking for the guy. 233 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,320 Did you look at these people? 234 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,080 I don't know who you're looking for, Larry. 235 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,320 Last call for flight 1459, straight to Monterey. 236 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,400 We ask other passengers let them board. 237 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,440 Your flight doesn't leave for another hour. 238 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,600 You have a lot of time. They're not even boarding yet. 239 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:47,040 We call it, when we are ready. Thanks. 240 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,800 We lost our tickets. We have to board this flight. 241 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,440 They robbed us! And they're on this plane. 242 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,400 - There are no seats. It's sold out. - We already have tickets. 243 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,440 The question is that someone is in our places. 244 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,400 - I don't think it's... - It's very possible! 245 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,320 The door is closed. I don't have legal power to enter the plane. 246 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,640 - I can put you on another flight... - They took our places! 247 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:17,160 - We have tickets for this flight. - Can I see the tickets, please? 248 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,080 - We don't have them. - They were stolen. 249 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,760 I can't get on the plane. I can't do anything. 250 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,320 The only thing I can do is put them on the next flight arriving at 4pm. 251 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,440 In fact, it's no use. 252 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,520 We would miss baptism, we would lose... 253 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:38,160 We're trying to go to a wedding and we have to be there very soon... 254 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,560 I have an idea that might work. Maybe it will work. 255 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,920 It's not for Monterey, but I can send them via San Francisco. 256 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:49,120 At 10:30 am, they are in S. Francisco. It's only an hour's flight. 257 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,640 They can rent a car to go to Monterey. 160 km. 258 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,360 They would get there around 2pm. 259 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,880 Thus, we did not miss baptism. Could it be. 260 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,760 I'll mark everything. I need a card credit for reservations. 261 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,320 Larry, give him your credit card. 262 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,520 Do you have your cell phone? 263 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:17,520 I want to call Richard Lewis. I want you to corroborate this message. 264 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,280 - This is so ridiculous! - Why is it ridiculous? 265 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,560 What a funny message! Where did you get this idea? 266 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,720 You're so smart! I'm sitting here, with my wife, 267 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,160 and I think she can clarify this controversy. 268 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,800 - So wait. - No, I don't want to do that. 269 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,000 - Come on, Cheryl! - I don't want to talk. 270 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,520 I don't feel like talking right now! 271 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:54,320 She will speak to you in person. Want to discuss this in person. 272 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,520 - Boarding flight 627, S. Francisco. - Thanks. 273 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,040 All passengers in doors 16 and superiors can board. 274 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,400 - Is everything ready? - How long is it to Monterey? 275 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,520 - About two hours. - Two hours? There's still time. 276 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,840 I'll be driving. Thanks. 277 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,680 Good God! Slow down! 278 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,800 I'll check the connections. 279 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,920 Have you ever drunk fresh grape juice? 280 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,280 I've already drunk fresh apples, but never grapes. 281 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:04,000 I've never tasted fresh cherry juice nor fresh pears. 282 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,560 I've never seen a pear. I've never seen a pear outside the fruit store. 283 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,560 What's going on? There is no message. 284 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,920 The message What did you change from your office? 285 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,640 - Isn't it working? - No. 286 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,400 Did you check everything after changing it? 287 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,680 No, I didn't check. I thought I had done everything right. 288 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,880 So what? 289 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,800 We missed some calls, nothing special. 290 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,800 It's a beautiful region, don't you think? But what beautiful views! 291 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,240 Maybe we should move here. Do you think so? 292 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,480 I think you should look at the map and find out where we are. 293 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,320 Install us? Do you think we've already agreed? 294 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,000 What do we need to be installed? 295 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,880 We have a house. And chairs. 296 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:02,400 Grapes are good in soda, such as tablet variety, 297 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,400 but would it be good in a pie? 298 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,840 Grape pie? That doesn't exist. 299 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,720 I don't know. We thought we needed from Alaska and Hawaii? 300 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,680 Let's ruin everything. 301 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,120 They ruined the continental United States! 302 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,960 We have a beautiful Pacific coast, of the Atlantic. It's the continental US! 303 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,880 Just what we have. We are not the British Empire. 304 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:29,200 They are trying to transform us in British Empire? 305 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,760 - After all, what is Puerto Rico? - Please, I'm trying to drive. 306 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,160 We covered 500 meters. 307 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:46,560 - It must be somewhere around here, right? - Is it a row of pine trees? 308 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,280 I'll be damned if we lose this. It's a row of pine trees. 309 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,640 We've already passed the pine trees. 310 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,880 - It looks like a car. - Are they pine trees? 311 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,600 - Is it a car? - Damn directions! 312 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,880 Let's stop, get out of the car and look! 313 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,800 - It must be somewhere around here. - I don't know. 314 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,840 Stop! 315 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,520 No, Larry! 316 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:35,160 What's going on? No! My God! Baby, kick your ass! 317 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,600 My God! Go get it! He doesn't know how to swim! 318 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,880 - Help! - Catch him! Breathe! Beat your feet! 319 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,480 My God! 320 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,760 Hold on! 321 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,000 How are you? 322 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,520 Someone needs a seedling of dry clothes? 323 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,120 - A hot bath? - Are you happy with this, Larry? 324 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,320 Is this what you had planned, idiot? 325 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:23,080 - Honey, it's okay. - Yes, it does! What's your problem? 326 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,240 I thought he was drowning him. I'm sorry. 327 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,960 Bullshit! You didn't want him to convert. 328 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,600 - You came screaming to stop everything. - I want to know if he converts! 329 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,640 What nonsense! You didn't want to lose a Jew. 330 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,920 I don't care! Stay with everyone! 331 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,320 I don't want them. That was the purpose of baptism. 332 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,680 - What do you mean by that? - I don't want you to be Jewish. 333 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,320 - Tell him it was an accident. - I didn't know what a baptism was. 334 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,400 I had never seen a baptism. 335 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,240 - How can you not know what it is? - I've never watched one. 336 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,760 I have never attended a circumcision, but I know what it is. 337 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,000 He didn't want to interrupt him. 338 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,840 Larry, can I give you a word, Just a second? 339 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,000 Come here! You don't know me. I'm Dave Levin, toto's brother-in-law. 340 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,480 - You just did something very brave. - No, I didn't do anything. 341 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,360 No need to thank. 342 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,000 From Jew to Jew, It is an act of bravery to arrive and intervene. 343 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,880 - Not even... - A mitzvah for the family. Thanks. 344 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,120 - She's my wife. - Very good. Excuse me. Congratulations! 345 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,280 But I didn't even... I thought I was... 346 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:33,360 Don't be modest. It's with us. Now, you are with us, understand? 347 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,720 The question is: what do we do now? When are we going back there? 348 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,600 - Right. - Like this? 349 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,320 - We have to finish. - To finish? I've already done what I said I would do. 350 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,960 I dived, I stayed underwater. 351 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,360 - You started, but it didn't work. - It's not over. 352 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,000 - It's not my fault. - You have to go back there. 353 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,280 I dipped you once. It has to be three times. Two dives left. 354 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,080 Are you kidding me? I don't want any more diving. 355 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,680 - Two dives. - No more diving! 356 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,080 I don't want to go back there. It was already difficult the first time. 357 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,400 I liked the way you told him who has never seen a baptism. 358 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,400 - I've never heard such a thing. - It was brilliant! 359 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,840 He's a genius! 360 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,640 I thought something It had to be done, seriously. 361 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,000 It achieved! You really did it, boy! 362 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,520 - And he said that about baptism. - Rabbi Akiva says that one man is enough. 363 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,760 We don't have to do this in a river. Is there a bathtub in this house? 364 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,280 Yes. Of course we have a bathtub! 365 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,160 Bring me a glass of water, I'll spray it. 366 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,160 - You don't need anything else. - I don't think it's the river. 367 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,800 - I don't think I should do that. - What? 368 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,560 I don't know what it's like to be baptized or what it feels like. 369 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,640 I felt something. When I was submerged, I had a revelation, 370 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:55,640 as if it were a message from God so that he wouldn't do that. 371 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,480 After getting out of the water, I felt even more Jewish. 372 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,080 What are you saying? 373 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:06,080 Something happened to me there, someone or something was saying: 374 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,440 "Just be happy being who you are. You're a Jew and it doesn't matter." 375 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,200 But I need you to be a Christian before we got married. 376 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,600 Who does something like that? 377 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,920 - I feel good. - And you should feel it. 378 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,440 - It's fantastic! - He's a hero! 379 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,480 Thanks. 380 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,200 I would like you to speak at my daughter's bat mitzvah. 381 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,880 Something made me change my mind and it makes me feel different now. 382 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,240 - So, we're not getting married. - I'm not going to get baptized. 383 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,680 - It's fine. Sheldon, Becky... - Larry, did you hear that?! 384 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,720 We're not getting married. Are you happy yet, son of a bitch? 385 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:44,600 Don't call them sons of bitches! He's not! You did something wonderful today. 386 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,960 - What? - What are you saying? 387 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,880 Isn't being a Christian wonderful? 388 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,040 - He's not saying that. - Recruitment offends us. 389 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,240 We don't need you! 390 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,360 For you, it's all a big problem! 391 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,360 It's good to come home! 392 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,120 There's my coat! It's the guy you gave my coat to! 393 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,560 Can you help me? 394 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,200 Remember me? I gave him the coat. 395 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,320 That coat was mine! It looks very good on you. 396 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,520 I'm glad it worked out for you. Here it is. 397 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,800 - Once again, thank you... - It's fine. Goodbye! 398 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,440 My God! Yes? 399 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,960 I found these plane tickets. 400 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,280 I tried calling him. The phone number was here. 401 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,760 Don't have an answering machine?